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Ways to annoy, harass, confuse or generally scare Lord Voldemort
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lady_moon Witch  Joined: Jun 17, 2006 House: Hufflepuff Points: 507 
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That is so funny! I kept laughing out load. I love the snapping his wand idea! That would surley tick him off...
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Error-Name not found! Witch  Joined: Jun 27, 2006 House: Ravenclaw Points: 642  |
How about this one.
Insist on playing lullabys in his room every night. |
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Sasuke Uchiha Order of Merlin, 2nd Class  Joined: May 4, 2006 House: Gryffindor Points: 1672 |
I printed this when I first saw it on mugglenet funlists (before this thread). The funny one that I really liked was the death eater acceptance letter.
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Just Me And Harry Muggle  Joined: Jun 29, 2005 House: Gryffindor Points: 71 |
13. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'
-oh my , i love this one so much. I cant stop laughin. all my friends think im a dork right now but i dont even care. I LOVE HARRY POTTER AND IM PROUD OF IT!! *laughin out loud*. |
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Tom Marvolo Riddle Epitome of Evil  Joined: Aug 24, 2005 House: Slytherin Points: 2752 |
I hope you are all aware that he would just kill you are send you to some horrible place if you did any of this? He wouldn't have time for any of those little annoyances.
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lady_moon Witch Joined: Jun 17, 2006 House: Hufflepuff Points: 507
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The funny one that I really liked was the death eater acceptance letter.
I just read that last night. It was soooo funny! I couldn't stop laughing! I liked the part at the beginning where they tell you to eat the letter and after it they suggest you cut it into smaller pieces first because of a fatal accident. I wonder who choked... |
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Error-Name not found! Witch Joined: Jun 27, 2006 House: Ravenclaw Points: 642 |
Show him the picture in the link below and insist to frame it calling it 'so cute!".
http://img529.imageshack.us/my.php?image=voldiescar3pr.jpg |
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Saille Muin Muggle  Joined: Jun 28, 2006 House: Ravenclaw Points: 72 |
Put on the voice of Queenie from Blackadder point at his nose and shriek, "Can you imagine the mess when he gets a cold!!"
These are awsome bu the way. I keep randomly cracking up during the day thinking about hem. My friends think I'm insane. But I don't care. :) |
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SiriusisSweeet Witch  Joined: Apr 3, 2005 House: Gryffindor Points: 501 
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These are awesome! I was laughing throughout the whole time I read them. I would sign up to be a death eater just to do these to him, not participating in any of their evil things, you know, helping the good side.
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jetergirl546 Squib  Joined: Apr 8, 2006 House: Slytherin Points: 100 |
You can't scare Lord Voldemort. All those things are stupid and would never work against the Dark Lord. How can you be a Yankee fan and not like Lord Voldermort???
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Saille Muin Muggle Joined: Jun 28, 2006 House: Ravenclaw Points: 72 |
Refer to Salazar Slytherin as 'Sally' and say 'Oh Voldy, Sally would be so proud.' Smile a look all reminiscent.
Yeah, I don't know if that ones very funny. But it'd make him mad. :) |
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Hpfan247 Prefect  Joined: Jul 4, 2006 House: Gryffindor Points: 333 |
All of these are soo funny here are my favorites...
11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him. 53. Throw him a 'care-bears' themed birthday party. 80. Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle. 27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you. |
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one of the marauders Wizard  Joined: Dec 21, 2004 House: Gryffindor Points: 523 |
After he dies or a horcrux's is dystroed tell him "shi* happens"
jump out from under the bed and scream "i am albus dumbeldore" poke him in the eye costanally put dog crap outside his door and light it on fire drink the last coke dress him up like a girl while he sleeps and take pictures then put them in the paper Updated Jul 8, 2006 at 11:51 PM by one of the marauders |
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one of the marauders Wizard Joined: Dec 21, 2004 House: Gryffindor Points: 523 |
Every time he tries to insult you say "your mom......."
tell him the sun will come out tomrrow. turn on all the lights in the house and then leave while he enters give bug repellent that acctually attracts bugs use all the hot water run into his room and wake him up at 3 am twice a week use his wand as a back schracter(sp) put a bag over his head a turn him around in circles then take it off. |
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Saille Muin Muggle Joined: Jun 28, 2006 House: Ravenclaw Points: 72 |
Oh this thread is definitely one of my favourites now.
I love the taking candy from a baby one and the care bears themed party. Does anyone know where to find any other threads/lists like this one except about maybe snape or someone like that? |
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BestGryffindorEver Student  Joined: Jun 27, 2006 House: Gryffindor Points: 271 
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ive read these before I love these they are soo funny!
i wish there was a book if some one did some of these and what happened to them l0l |
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DragonRider Elite Dragon Rider  Joined: Nov 8, 2005 House: Gryffindor Points: 3843 |
hehehe, these are great! i got through all 18 pages of them!
don't know what number were on so i'm just going to add my own *hang up a "closed" sign at your window and when he breaks in look really annoyed and say "what does the sign say? can't you READ?!" *be his psycotherapist and constantly say "are you feeling troubled lately? Just remember, I will always be here to help" *when you do this don't forget to mention social problems and peer pressure *If you are a girl always go up to him and flirt with him, don't forget to mention every 5 minutes that "your free tonight, in case you were wondering" *if you are a guy do the same *when he tells you to shut up and go away look really hurt and say "i only wanted to help, because you so obviously need it" in the manner of an adult talking to a three-year-old *next time he uses the avada-kedavra curse, (or any curse at all)... tut tut and say "watch your language" heheheheheheheheheheehehehehe  |
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Reigning Assassin Head Girl  Joined: Mar 17, 2006 House: Slytherin Points: 431 |
Amazing! These are the best things I've ever heard! I'll bet they'll work, too! Imagine the annoyed look on his face if someone did just these things to him! Ha!
VampireSlayer22, I recommend that you read this, trust me. |
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fawkes09 Squib  Joined: Jul 18, 2006 House: Gryffindor Points: 153 |
Wow...these are hillarious!!! All my friends and family think that I'm so weird, but I can't stop laughing!
Buy him hair growth potions and insist that he use them to make his appearance more villianous. |
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Harrysphoenixgirl Prefect  Joined: May 1, 2005 House: Gryffindor Points: 312 |
Goodness, i couldnt stop laughing. my mom was all telling me to get off but i just wanted to read them all.
heres one: when voldemort is off to put his evil plan into action, throw him a party and make a banner thats says "congrats", if he comes back and he lost, cross out the "cong" in it. |
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Harrysphoenixgirl Prefect Joined: May 1, 2005 House: Gryffindor Points: 312 |
This is my favorite site. please, add more, and ill spread the word on this. i was just laughing so hard i was crying and my step dad asked me if i was making it. i told him barely.
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King's Cross Station. Order of Merlin, 3rd Class  Joined: May 1, 2006 House: Gryffindor Points: 1559 |
I don't know what you are up to or if anyone has said this efore but what about...
Have a really loud party on the day which Voldie killed the Potters and when he comes in to see what the racket was say "We weren't celebrating anything!" and wiggle your leg around as if your innocent... |
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Redhairgirl3 Muggle  Joined: Jul 31, 2006 House: Gryffindor Points: 29 |
That's hilarious! I particularily like number 46 and number 53.
Rule 104:Tell him to stop copying Howie Mandel and grow some hair!! |
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happygolucky Muggle  Joined: Jul 11, 2006 House: Ravenclaw Points: 75 |
HAHAHAH... I needed a laugh theese are great!
I've got one remind him that he is half muggle and it isint quite right to kill your on kind in a motherly tone. |
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Harrysphoenixgirl Prefect Joined: May 1, 2005 House: Gryffindor Points: 312 |
Insist you go shopping and buy him a new cloak....pink.
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