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| If you must know ... it all started back in the years when Sputnick had all the US Patriots walking with their heads down ... wondering if Jesus, Elvis, John Wayne, and Frank Sinatra could save us from the godless reds. Turns out Sputnick didn't meant nothin', and John Wayne was just an ignorant, white-trash, reactionary loco. Back in them days, that's when I began to crawl and walk the earth to and fro. My happiest memories were when I used'ta crawl around in the old mud hole back behind the little-leage baseball diamond, which wuz behind the little school house. The mud was pure Carolina red clay, and the hole was surrounded by Carolina pine. Sometimes we'd flop around in that old mud hole for hours afore we'd get so muddy'n tired we'd have to get sprayed down with hoses for we'uz allowed near anyone else. I prefer bogs, swamps, creeks and the like if I have my druthers. Don't care to much about the skeeters, but I ain't too fond of them cottonmouths, copperheads, and gators. We get |
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