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DECEMBER 2, 2005 at 2:22 PM
Posted by CHEESER
Source: Forbes via The Leaky Cauldron
Forbes has published a hilarious article
detailing the wealth of various fictional characters and Lucius Malfoy came in at #15.
Through brisk trading of Dark Arts artifacts on eBay to his stock holdings in Wal-Mart and Halliburton, Malfoy saw his fortune increase 30%, even while behind bars at Azkaban:
Much of Malfoy's gain can be attributed to surging commodities markets. The price of gold is at its highest level since 1987, up 16% since January alone. Malfoy's stores of gold galleons and silver sickles--among the purest mintings of those metals known--have appreciated significantly.
Despite these material gains, it’s clear Lucius' imprisonment has been personally painful. His wife, Narcissa, has reportedly begun making midnight visits to a "family friend," a tall, thin and greasy-haired professor at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. And Draco, Lucius' only son, disappeared this year following the murder of Hogwarts headmaster Albus Dumbledore.
Thanks to TLC and those who sent this in.
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Snake Charmer
Points: 3239
Serpent Girl says:
Oh my gosh that is so funny. I love that they made the fictional worlds of books seems so real. It just makes the whole Harry Potter experience even better.
Posted Dec 8, 2005 at 10:10 AM EST
Witch
Points: 858
LadieAida says:
That was soooo freakin' hilarious.
Posted Dec 8, 2005 at 7:47 PM EST
Auror
Points: 3045
Tinker.belle says:
The article is soo funny!! Congratulations to the HP fan who wrote it, he knew lots o stuff.
Posted Dec 8, 2005 at 8:47 PM EST
Squib
Points: 127
danandme4ever says:
cool I thought It was nice.
Posted Dec 8, 2005 at 8:52 PM EST
Student
Points: 216
SirenaAzul says:
The article was really funny, people just love every thing Harry Potter.
Posted Dec 9, 2005 at 8:55 PM EST
Order of Merlin, 2nd Class
Points: 1741
HarryAssistant says:
Hillarious! If Lucius and Draco were in real life they would probally be jumping around like crazy but Draco would try to find a way for them to be #1!
Posted Dec 10, 2005 at 9:55 AM EST
Witch
Points: 885
Cho~Chang says:
i thought the article was so cool and it made me laught.haha.
Ashley
xxx
Posted Dec 10, 2005 at 9:57 AM EST
Lupin's Eternal Love
Points: 3088
BlackKatL says:
That was very funny although i don´t think Malfoy would want anything to do with Muggle Companys......
Posted Dec 10, 2005 at 10:51 AM EST
Hermione's Sister
Points: 5595
~Dark Fairy~ says:
Thats cool. Very Interesting.
Posted Dec 10, 2005 at 4:02 PM EST
Student
Points: 258
Brittany** says:
THat is funny laugh out loud awesome artical.
Brittany
~dreamgirl104~
Posted Dec 13, 2005 at 7:09 PM EST
Student
Points: 258
white_tiger2200 says:
Oh my gosh! I laughed outloud at this! I want more articles like this! GO HARRY POTTER! hehe, getting into Muggle magazines! I loved it!
Posted Dec 14, 2005 at 11:59 AM EST
Professor
Points: 1169
Mademoiselle Weasley says:
Totally enjoyable. Glad to see somebody over at Forbes has a sense of humour.
Posted Dec 16, 2005 at 12:54 PM EST
Muggle
Points: 25
lubus787 says:
Haha....this is a prety funny post.......
Posted Dec 31, 2005 at 3:58 PM EST
Prefect
Points: 379
Urodela Caudata says:
What a riot!!!! I read this to my family and we were roaring with laughter! The part about Malfoy having shares in Wal-Mart, Halliburton and Microsoft was too funny!
Posted Jan 11, 2006 at 10:05 PM EST
Squib
Points: 158
Lilian87 says:
In my opinion it is just fantastic how realistically the reporter David M. Ewalt has written the article. Just Super!:)
Posted Jan 13, 2006 at 11:48 AM EST
Aquatic Guardian Angel
Points: 7427
[Insert Cool Name Here] says:
That article is funny. haha the people who come up with this stuff. Seriously making me crack up! And im just here reading through articles getting points.
Posted Jan 13, 2006 at 6:55 PM EST
Prefect
Points: 366
bigpun7777 says:
That is so funny! Adding Walmart and eBay now that's classic! I tell it'd be better for the rest of us if they were all ferrets. Maybe he's on to something there!
Posted Jan 19, 2006 at 9:39 AM EST
Prefect
Points: 366
bigpun7777 says:
That is so funny! Adding Walmart and eBay now that's classic! I tell it'd be better for the rest of us if they were all ferrets. Maybe he's on to something there!
Posted Jan 19, 2006 at 9:40 AM EST
Wizard
Points: 776
The Third Eye says:
This was really hilarious, I love these kind of random things, they help you take a break for a change.
Posted Jan 20, 2006 at 11:46 AM EST
Auror
Points: 2334
Chahat says:
A really witty article. My congrats to the writer. Seems just like what Malfoy would do and an analysis like a real business situation. Brilliantly funny!
Posted Jan 25, 2006 at 12:54 PM EST
Student
Points: 211
Regulus_Alphard says:
Thats a really fun article and it totally makes me laugh! Cool,and Lucius deserves to sit in Azkaban!!!:P
Posted Feb 1, 2006 at 9:09 AM EST
Grillows Girl
Points: 2785
Miss Baltimore Crabs says:
Love this! It's just so funny and witty. Wish I had wrote it!
Posted Feb 3, 2006 at 11:36 AM EST
Hades Baby Girl
Points: 5702
Pinkcess of the Abyss says:
*laughs* thats hilarious! and a useful bit of knowlege, still making money while locked up... didnt know Lucius had acces to the internet.
Posted Feb 8, 2006 at 7:18 PM EST
Wizard
Points: 526
Fallen_Phoenix says:
I agree Princess of the Abyss, I think it is really interesting article. But I was do think its weird that wizards like to use the internet, we havnt seen much of that in the series :p
Posted Feb 23, 2006 at 10:34 PM EST
Student
Points: 258
dragongirl_58 says:
Awesome! The Malfoys are my favorite charecters and that is just hilarious! Although I am suprised he would touch muggle technology!
Posted Mar 17, 2006 at 12:01 PM EST
Remus's Werewolf Wife
Points: 7223
Professor Lexi Lupin says:
*Laughs* The things they say man... Hehe but that was great this article made me laugh.
Remus's Werewolf Wife
Posted Mar 19, 2006 at 2:14 AM EST
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