
APRIL 20, 2004 at 9:49 AM
Posted by CHEESER
Source: HPANA
You may have already downloaded the song, but 20-year-old Tony Goldmark
, whose parody Sirius Black has been #1 on the national Dr. Demento radio show
, talks to HPANA about how he made it and what he intends to do with his "special" skills after graduating from school. We also talk with Dr. Demento himself about Tony. Check it out in our exclusive interviews below.
As a special treat, Tony has given us permission to share a 1-minute excerpt of Sirius Black - download here
, and read along with the lyrics
.
HPANA: When and how did you first start getting involved with song parodies?
Tony: I grew up in San Francisco, the only child of two aging baby boomer musicians who, between them, have been in about sixteen trillion bar bands of varying quality, so they've always encouraged me to write songs. When I was twelve, in fact, my mother hit a midlife crisis and started her own independent record label, and one of the first projects she recorded was a comedy/children's album by me, so a few of my stupid songs at the time ended up there (incidentally, that album is not recommendable to anyone - my new stuff's much better).
As for parodies, specifically? I've always written a few, but only when I find a really, really good parody idea, i.e. Sirius Black - otherwise I prefer original funny songs, because they're much more manageable, and more likely to be funny quite honestly - I love Weird Al of course, and my good friend the great Luke Ski
makes a lot of brilliant parodies, but for every genuinely hilarious parody that's ever been made, there are about six crappy, disposably topical tunes created and played by morning DJs involving fart noises - you know the ones I mean. Nobody wants that. Nobody.
HPANA: How long does it generally take to produce a finished parody (writing lyrics, recording, post-production)? What type of equipment and software do you use?
Tony: It varies from song to song, but in the case of Sirius Black, I started writing the lyrics right after reading the book, about a year ago. I wrote the first verse in about a day, then for some reason I hit a roadblock - about nine months went by and either I never had the time, or I couldn't think of any more lyrics. Then I reread book three and wrote the rest of it in two days, the whole time listening intently to the original Sir Mix-A-Lot song and adapting the lyrics to the J.K. Rowling universe. Usually I record my songs back home in San Francisco with my parents' musically talented friends as my backup bands, but I knew I couldn't do that this time - my parents' musically talented friends are pushing fifty, and, God bless them, they could not produce a decent rap background track to save their lives. So instead, on the advice of Luke Ski, I recorded it at the home of DJ Skrabble, a Madison, WI-based DJ who has produced many of Luke's rap tracks - you could say he's becoming the Pharrell of dementia. After I told him the basic idea, it took him a week or two to produce the background music, and then we recorded all the vocals and mixed it in one day, using ProTools. The sound bytes were of course gleaned from the Prisoner of Azkaban teaser trailer that played before Return of the King.
HPANA: You must be a Harry Potter fan, or else just read Prisoner of Azkaban very carefully to come up with such on-target "inside jokes"?
Tony: I am indeed a HUGE Harry Potter fan. It always bugs me a little bit when someone does a song about a pop culture event without really researching it intently, though I myself am guilty of said crime. In 2001, before I had read any of the books, the first movie came out, and of course it was a blockbuster of Phantom Menace proportions, and one day the idea came to my head of doing a parody of The Cover of the Rolling Stone called The Sorcerer's Stone. I had the idea before I knew even the slightest bit about it, and I wrote and recorded the song after merely seeing the movie, which in hindsight was a mistake. Then a while back, I realized that my next album would be coming out in 2004, right around the time of the release of the Prisoner of Azkaban film, and it would tie in well to do a song about it... but of course I would have to read the book first. My original idea was a parody of Folsum Prison Blues called Azkaban Prison Blues - again, superficially basing a parody idea on the title. So I read the book, and before it even begins he breaks out, so nerts to that. But then I think of the guy's name, and I think of a classic old school rap about posteriors, and voila! Anyway, after reading book three essentially for business reasons, I was hooked. I have now read and reread all five books multiple times.
HPANA: What's it like being on the Dr. Demento show? When was your first exposure there?
Tony: Being on the Dr. Demento show is rather like being held upside-down naked while purple dwarves dip you into a warm honey mustard concoction of - no, wait, that's something else. It's an honor, of course, because he doesn't play just anything, even though he can. Which is what makes the show great - it's the only national commercial radio show where the decision of what to play comes down to one man, once you get past all the pesky FCC rules of course. And it gives people the feeling of accomplishment that only radio play can bring. I'm especially proud of Sirius Black hitting #1 on the Funny Five two weeks in a row as of this writing, which gives it even more relevance in the future history of the show. My first exposure there was in 1997, with a song from my ill-fated children's album I mentioned earier. I have met and spoken with the Doctor on many occasions, and in fact I even came to his house for an interview that aired on his show a few months ago.
HPANA: Do you plan to continue doing parodies for as long as you can? After school? You're majoring in television - what do you want to do with that education?
Tony: I plan on writing comedy my entire life, and hopefully getting paid for it - after I graduate I hope to move to LA and get some writing gigs in television, like on sketch shows and the like. I definitely will make the continued effort to make music a part of the equation.
We asked Dr. Demento about Tony and he said he'd never heard of him. (Just kidding, here's what happened:)
Dr. Demento: I've now seen him in person four times over the past three years -- two live performances, an interview at my studio, and one other time when he and his mom came to a signing for a book I wrote.
He's really grown up in the past year... very much in command, brimming with confidence, still as brash as ever but now much more in control. His music and comedy of course has also gotten much better. It was a bit hit-or-miss earlier, but now he's right on most of the time, and his singing has improved a lot. I'm really impressed.
HPANA: Why do you think your listeners enjoy his material so much?
Dr. Demento: It's funny, it's about things they're interested in, it's hip and original and bold but clean. Just like Weird Al.
HPANA: Now, you introduced the world to Weird Al (when he was just 16), who went on to become probably the most well-known parody artist in the world. What's Tony's potential?
Dr. Demento: Based on how Tony's work has improved in the past three years, I think he's likely to have a long and brilliant career in the comedy music field... that is, unless he decides to put all his energies into something else, like movies or TV.
HPANA: Do you feel a sense of pride in being able to share the talents of young artists with a large audience?
Dr. Demento: Absolutely. It's the main thing that keeps me excited about the show.
Thanks to both Tony Goldmark and Dr. Demento for taking the time to talk with us. You can purchase Tony's album with the Sirius Black parody on Amazon
. It's well worth it.
Note: We realize the full song has been posted online and Tony is also aware. We have exclusive permission to bring you the 1-minute preview. All other copies online are illegal.
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Gryffindor Chaser
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Angelina Johnson says:
I heard that song already, it's sooo funny, i think i'm going to listen to it again l.o.l.
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 9:58 AM EST
Auror
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mealrd19 says:
I had never heard that before - It was really funny. I am always impressed with people who have talent, I don't not at least like this. Very kool!
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 10:05 AM EST
Auror
Points: 2767
Professor Grubbly-Plank says:
The clip is great. I liked how he used parts of the trailer in it. Definitely very funny.
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 10:15 AM EST
Keeper of Harry's Fate
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TheOneWhoMustBeNamed says:
A very nice clip. It is always fun to see how fans what to show there support of the JKR books. Nicely done and appears to be in good taste. Do wizards do Rap?
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 10:23 AM EST
Unspeakable
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stocco says:
Haha, that's hilarious. I love Harry Potter parody stuff, it's always so creative and hilarious! Haha.
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 10:24 AM EST
Chief Brain Washer
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Chogiiiirl says:
Well, I can't download the song on my computer at work, so I will have to wait until I get home. I did read the lyrics, man they are funny! This guys does a great job.
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 10:26 AM EST
Professor
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DarkMagic13 says:
Oh I've never heard of that before. I hope to hear it sometime, it looks really cool.
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 10:28 AM EST
Witch
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lexie75 says:
Really really funny, its great that he can do that wish I had that funny bone in me!!
He'd be the kinda guy you'd want to be stuck in a lift with, keep ya laughing and entertained!!
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 10:32 AM EST
Professor
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Peitouche says:
I love Weird Al's stuff. This guy is decent! I've seen too many bad parodies... but this one is good.
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 10:42 AM EST
Student
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missdmalfoy says:
That is one of the coolest songs ever in the world...I NEED THAT WHOLE SONG!
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 11:07 AM EST
Order of Merlin, 4th Class
Points: 1368
Danzer says:
Hey guess what i cannot listen to it.As my audio is broke for heaven sake.But I read the lyrics and they are cool!
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 11:11 AM EST
Prefect
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lovethekeeper says:
That is really funny. Good use of the movie clip too.
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 11:23 AM EST
Pesky Pixie Presidente
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Firebolt_909 says:
Hah! now that was funny! i never heard of him before, but hey, first impressions always last. (somthing like that)
those interviews are cool. it sounds like he's a real kewl guy.
i juz hope that they give out the full song on the net.
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 11:23 AM EST
Order of Merlin, 3rd Class
Points: 1506
Paint Horse says:
Tony has a great talent, and it's cool that he has chosen to include Harry Potter in it. I listened to the clip, and I think I will have to check out his other work.
Now the important part:
Thanks Cheeser for taking the high road in the production of this article. It is because of the way you administer this site, that makes HPANA the very best HP site on the net!
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 11:25 AM EST
Witch
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godrick_gal says:
That was brilliant. I never heard all of it though, but, this guy is talented, it was so funny!
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 11:29 AM EST
Obliviator
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Prof. Dish says:
I heard that for the first time a couple days ago, and was laughing my head off! The part where Snape says "kick it old school" gets me every time!
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 11:36 AM EST
Transfiguration Professor
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Choralee says:
I absolutely love this parody! I laughed so hard! I did not realise that the copy I was linking to was not legal... sorry about that! I have to admit, it is so worth it to listen to!
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 11:50 AM EST
Sirius Black's Widow
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DanielleG says:
This might be the funniest thing I've ever heard! The lyrics are hilarious especially when Malfoy says "Professor, Potter won't let me represent for the dark side!"
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 11:51 AM EST
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Amy_345123 says:
Hee hee its funny! :-P I hope he makes more.
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 12:03 PM EST
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Stella_ says:
Hehe, that's great. There are a few parodies out there that are insanely funny. I think it's most enjoyable when you're a hardcore fan!
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 12:12 PM EST
Order of Merlin, 3rd Class
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ravenbeaut says:
I heard it earlier last week and laughed my head off! Why has Sir Mix-a-lot come back in style? This is the third or fourth time he's been in pop culture this year.... Remember Friends?
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 12:30 PM EST
Animagus
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Sirius-Ella says:
Whoa, what a long interview!
I'm downloading that song now....but
it didn't work!!!
*pouts*
Sounds like a fun guy......I guess........
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 12:34 PM EST
Quidditch Captain
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Alex Seeker says:
Gah I can't seem to download it on this public computer so I'll have to wait until I get home. I love parodies.
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 12:49 PM EST
Professor
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Moonbake says:
I have never heard of this I am going to have to go and check it out!
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 12:52 PM EST
Order of Merlin, 4th Class
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Leira the Hobbit says:
I love it when people do creative things like that. What a neat story. I hope he continues his work in the future!
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 1:07 PM EST
Daily Prophet Journalist
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dance_gear says:
LMYAO!!!!! That rocks...never heard it before...until now...its so cool....it is hilarious!!!That rocks!!! I wanna hear Malfoy's rap too....it sounds so fricken awsome...lolz, that just sirisuly rocks....no joke....brilliant i say.....well...its cool!
Posted Apr 20, 2004 at 1:33 PM EST
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