
MAY 24, 2004 at 7:43 PM
Posted by CHEESER
Source: HPANA
Once and future HPANA reporter Dayna Rozental has written up a pseudo-review of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban that aims to quell rumors and gripes fans have brought up about the movie. She was at the world premiere on Sunday and washes away worries about Quidditch, the new director, and more.
Warning: This review contains big spoilers. Scroll to the bottom for links to other fan site reviews.
There's a saying that goes "the third time's the charm," and in this case, it's the literal truth. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban has all the charms, enchantments, spells and sorcery one would expect from a film based on one of JK Rowling's award-winning novels, with the added bonus of being a good film that people who have not read the books or seen the previous two movies will also enjoy. The new film is a dark, fast-paced, action-packed story of a child becoming a teenager and the fact that he and his friends happen to carry around wands is almost secondary.
Prisoner began getting flack from fans and non-fans alike almost immediately after work on the second film, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, was completed. Rumors and gossip about why the new movie was going to be the worst thing to ever happen to the Harry Potter series flooded the Internet. Now I would like to set the record straight.

Rumor: Director Alfonso Cuaron should not be directing a children's movie. It simply is not appropriate.
Reality: My first response to this is that the film is not a children's movie. Aside from that, Cuarón is quite possibly the best thing that has happened to the series since JK Rowling put pen to paper back in that Edinburgh café.
The cinematography in Prisoner is amazing. Cuarón uses angles that have never before been seen in a Potter film. The extreme close-ups of happy, beaming children and slow pans of the landscape with overly emotional scoring are gone. Additionally, the new director brought performances I never would have thought possible out of the younger actors. This is partly because the actors are growing up and are more at ease in front of the camera, but it's Cuarón's guidance that has turned some of them from children reading lines into actors. Dialogue was delivered so perfectly that I found myself laughing out loud at scenes that had almost become stale to me after reading the book so many times.

Rumor: Because Sean Biggerstaff (Oliver Wood in Philosopher's Stone and Chamber of Secrets) did not return, there's no Quidditch scene/the Quidditch scene will be bad.
Reality: There was Quidditch in this movie, and it was Quidditch like we've never seen it before. Harry spends most of the game up in the clouds. The storm is so fierce one of his teammates' brooms gets struck by lightning and catches fire, and on top of it all the dreaded Dementors show up. When we see Harry in the infirmary after the game, he isn't the only person there in Quidditch robes. The match is so fast-paced and brutal I was on the edge of my seat, despite the fact that I already knew exactly what was going to happen.

Rumor: The film ends with Harry flying off into the sunset, in heart-felt, melodramatic fashion, with all the other students cheering him on.
Reality: The movie ends with Harry flying and a cheering crowd, but it isn't dramatic. He just received a new broom and is trying it out for the very first time, so he has a bit of trouble controlling it, zooms around a bit, heads directly toward the camera and fin. While it doesn't correspond exactly with what happened in the book, it's far better than the sweet endings we've had to date.
Rumor: Hermione and Ron take their relationship to the "next level" in this installment.
Reality: While there is certainly a bit of awkwardness between Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint) and Hermione Granger (Emma Watson), nothing happens to indicate that they are more than friends. We see that Ron often notes Hermione's whereabouts, and they argue like an old married couple, but that's as far as it goes.
Rumor: Harry's Patronus takes the shape of a shield.
Reality: Harry's first attempts at the Patronus can be interpreted as looking somewhat like a shield, but his corporeal Patronus (he only conjures it once) is quite clearly a stag. It's quite beautiful, though it does not seem to run around knocking the dementors about, rather it exudes a sort of force that does the job for it. (It also seems to have an interesting effect on Sirius, but I won't spoil that for you.)
Rumor: The scenes with Professor Lupin (David Thewlis) and Harry talking take place in the Astronomy tower (where they have no good reason to be, of course).
Reality: Harry and the professor have their heart-to-heart on a bridge. This is a minor detail, of course, but it seemed to bother a lot of people.
Overall, Prisoner of Azkaban is a good film. It is a movie that everyone can enjoy and fans of JK Rowling's books can be proud to wear the Harry Potter name, not just because of how true it is to the original story, but because it's finally a smooth-paced, beautifully shot movie we can call our own.
More from around the Web:
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Squib
Points: 118
LaUrAeMmA says:
Yay first one to post!! I have to say the movie is going to be awesome!! Im gonna see it like 300,000,000 times!!! ok maybe not that much...
Posted May 24, 2004 at 7:48 PM EST
The Lost Weasley
Points: 4123
HilaryWeasley says:
These pictures are pretty cool. I think they are drawings. I can't wait for PoA!!!!!!!!
Posted May 24, 2004 at 7:49 PM EST
Seer
Points: 15207
Brittany Radcliffe says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wow that was GREAT.
GAH that ending...GRRRR why must it end like that!!??
but overall there are now rumors that have been cleared up and put to rest.
this movie is going to be AMAZING I SWAH *does Dans blank stare*
Posted May 24, 2004 at 7:51 PM EST
Animagus
Points: 19544
Sirius-Ella says:
AAAAAAAAH! This is so AWESOME! I can't wait to see what Harry's Stag does 'special' to Sirius! This movie is gonna be so awesome! I can't wait!
Posted May 24, 2004 at 7:55 PM EST
High Inquisitor
Points: 23477
KT Lady says:
WOW This movie is gonna be absolutely AMAZING! I loved this article..and hope to see more of them for future movies...BUT AHH Im sad about the ending...Hopefully its not corny...*jumps up and down* 10 DAYS!! AHH
Posted May 24, 2004 at 7:58 PM EST
Muggle
Points: 16
Robbie says:
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! HP is going to be awesome!!!! I wanna see it right now... Too bad I can't =(
*Diademma sucks*
Posted May 24, 2004 at 8:00 PM EST
Witch
Points: 911
bethysmalls says:
I am So excited to see this movie. I think everyone needs to chill and just wait to see for themselves. I always say, "any harry potter movie is better than no harry potter movie at all" so everyone just chill out and enjoy. whoopdy whoop!
Posted May 24, 2004 at 8:00 PM EST
Order of Merlin, 1st Class
Points: 1987
tigerlili_08 says:
OK, ok, OK!!! I just want to see it already...
ahhh, too much anticipation. :}
Posted May 24, 2004 at 8:03 PM EST
Witch
Points: 774
snickerdoodle_131515 says:
Ooooh! I can't wait to see Sirius' reactction to seeing Prongs again! *squeals*
Posted May 24, 2004 at 8:07 PM EST
Auror
Points: 2574
Master JarJarJedi says:
Thanks Dayna, this sure does shoot down a lot of rumers, and now questions have been answered that we've been asking for a very long time.
I'm glad that it's getting good reviews. :)
Posted May 24, 2004 at 8:16 PM EST
Professor
Points: 1059
DarkMagic13 says:
(covers eyes) I'm not spoiling the movie. It's like 10 days away! I think I can do without reading that. Thanks but no thanks o_o.
Posted May 24, 2004 at 8:17 PM EST
Chief Quibbler Editor
Points: 2926
The Obsesser says:
MY GOD... *chillls, more chills, and more chills*
I CAN'T STAND THIS!!!!!!!!!!! I READ IT, AND NOW I'M GONNA EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Posted May 24, 2004 at 8:32 PM EST
Prefect
Points: 385
nish929 says:
YAY!! YAY!! I'm really enjoyed that article. oh my god!!!! i can't wait any more!!!! june 4th... PLEASE HURRY UP!!!!
oh yeah, i'm really glad they added that ron keeps asking where hermione is. they argue like an old married couple ::sigh::
Posted May 24, 2004 at 8:39 PM EST
Auror
Points: 2303
padfoot5312 says:
Hope the picture of Harry doing his Patronus- those are not the Dementors. I never picture them flying. I thought they glided toward Harry. I hope there aren't to many changes.
Posted May 24, 2004 at 8:40 PM EST
Auror
Points: 2787
PunkyDunky says:
I'm glad all that was cleared up. I thought there might be Quidditch, but I wasn't sure. Now I am. Thanks! I can't wait to see the film in it's new found glory! I also can't wait to see what's going to happen when the 6th HP book comes out!
Posted May 24, 2004 at 8:41 PM EST
Witch
Points: 897
yesimadork says:
Spoilers dont bother me....I already know the basic plot, no surprises really....
Posted May 24, 2004 at 8:48 PM EST
Order of Merlin, 3rd Class
Points: 1588
ravenbeaut says:
I'm glad she cleared up the ending thing. I was REALLY worried about that.
I'm looking forward to the Quidditch match! 10 more days!
Posted May 24, 2004 at 8:51 PM EST
Student
Points: 279
MionePotter87 says:
Wow. What more can I say? While I'm disappointed they changed the bit about the Firebolt (I was desperately hoping they might change it and make it like it was in the book), it all sounds great. The Knight Bus scenes should be great. I can't wait!
Posted May 24, 2004 at 8:55 PM EST
Heir of Slytherin
Points: 5499
Spazzingduck says:
Well, at least there's Quidditch! The picture of Harry warding off the dementors was beautiful... I can't wait for PoA!
Posted May 24, 2004 at 8:57 PM EST
Order of Merlin, 3rd Class
Points: 1521
Pam Danse says:
Oh....I'm soooo excited for this Movie!!!! I'm like dying in anticipation over here!!!
It's so hard to concentrate on my studies and school work with it coming nearer and nearer...and I'm sure many of you know what I mean.
Oh! I just cannot wait!!! *squels with joy*
Posted May 24, 2004 at 9:09 PM EST
Crookshanks Caretaker
Points: 3836
hermionefan1 says:
Another good review, thats awesome. I can't wait for PoA to come out!!! I wanna see the Quidditch!
Posted May 24, 2004 at 9:11 PM EST
Prefect
Points: 327
HPPOA13 says:
Now thats a awesome review! Can't wait for the movie!10 days
Posted May 24, 2004 at 9:11 PM EST
Head Girl
Points: 472
hermionee says:
There is no way I am reading this, I want POA to be a surprise! I'm not even tempted in the slightest! Nope, just counting down the days and I'm not tempted to read this at all, aren't you proud of me? YES! Well, I wish I was at the premiere, it must have been spectacular. Not so much to see POA (even though thats the main attraction) but just to see the fans and the stars all dressed up and ready to watch their movie, Emma looks fantastic and so does Rupert but Dan looks, well, not so hot. I love Emma's dress, why does she have to be so pretty? Ya well, she got to meet Brad Pitt so next to him, she's nothing! Mwahahahaha, Mwahahaha! I just can't wait for POA, just 10 more days people, the countdown truley begins here! YES! Thanks Hpana for this spectacular spoiler but I'm not reading it! HA!
Posted May 24, 2004 at 9:31 PM EST
Transfiguration Professor
Points: 2990
Choralee says:
Okay, so maybe I am not thrilled with the ending? Thanks for the warning, so I won't groan in agony when I see it.
Other than that, I knew Cuaron did a great job on this film. He has revitalised what was becoming an almost dead franchise for WB. If the acting hadn't improved, I would not have gone to see any more of the HP films. Good choice made by David Heyman here!
Posted May 24, 2004 at 9:40 PM EST
Muggle
Points: 42
magicman says:
I actually enjoyed spoiling the movie or myself and it wont change my reactions to the movie itself...
-peace
Posted May 24, 2004 at 9:49 PM EST
Points: 35
katie81590 says:
Oh my gosh this review makes me even more excited!!!! i cant wait ugh just a couple more days!!!
Okay i dont mean to sound like a pesimis here but i dont like the sound of the ending! It just doesnt seem right. Do you think that they are going to put Ron's new owl in there somewhere???
Posted May 24, 2004 at 9:50 PM EST
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